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Nice to e-meet you! That's internet for Hello. And that's also about as far as I got in planning what to say in this thing...but as a lover of spontaneity and the inability to edit my own words because that would mean actually having an awareness as to the nothingingness that I am about to ramble on about for far too long...I'm just going to go ahead and keep typing. Apparently...

Chatroulette stole my innocence

If you haven't figured it out yet, I am a bit of a geek, especially when it comes to computer stuff. It was only a matter of time before I succumbed to blogging. So yes, I watch youtube videos and even have subscriptions to my favorites (I won't get in to my overwhelming infatuation with Philip Defranco), I go to geeky websites like xkcd (which you can't tell me is not hilarious!) and do whatever else it is that I would never admit to people in real life.


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So anyways, doing my usual geeky computer stuff I came across a little thing called chatroulette.
yes. chatroulette.



For those of you who have heard of this site, I can feel your agony and sorrow for knowing what I have witnessed and the so many things I have seen that can never be erased.



So basically this is a chatroom type site where you can webcam with people all over the world, one at a time. So you go on and immediately you are in a webcam convo with some stranger in japan or something. If you don't like the person or they don't like you, you click next and within seconds you will be on with the next stranger.



The problem with this site (if you really can't already see many), is that pretty much every second click of the *next* button is a 40+ year old naked man masterbating and asking to see your boobs. Most of them are pretty obvious and you can next them immediately (or not, if thats your thing...), but some are more clever, I had one guy actually sneak masterbate to my face without me even knowing! So if you ever try this site out I suggest you go with a 'hands where i can see them at all times' policy.



However, if you can get past this, you can actually have a pretty good laugh at some of the people on this thing. During my short time on the site I chatted with a person in a clown mask, a naked women doing a handstand, a guy in a cat suit, cartoon characters sticking their tongues out at me, a guy who danced the stanky leg for me and some hilarious posters. Not to mention people from all over the world. And of course being a girl, people love to talk to you because you are one of about 10 in a chatroom of over 20 000. I talked to one girl who let me in on her secret that when she see's a naked guy she pretends to cry and see's how long it takes them to next her.



Most of the people go on just to make fun of other people, so you have to join in and reciprocate. Not that I am suggesting you try the site out because I do not want to be blamed for the loss of souls.



My name is Brandi and I am ashamed to say that I chatrouletted.

9 Responses so far.

  1. Andhari says:

    LOL you're hilarious. I heard so many things about chatroulette, some are funny, some are creepy, often both at the same time. Can't say I'm not curious though, wondering what mask to use if I try sometime in the future :p

    But I prefer not to see huge 40 year old pervert with his toy out. Ew.

  2. Susie Q says:

    OOOH, I've never actually went on it.. I've seen pictures & videos of conversations people have had but I've always been slightly afraid.

    Might pop in and see what the fuss is about. :)

    xx

  3. TbR says:

    Am going to try this out now...although, not being a girl, will people assume I'm a pervert? Let's hope not!!!

  4. TbR says:

    No. Way.

    I've just lost like an hour of my life to that - it's mental! But so addictive!

  5. kisekae says:

    hahaha I know it's a weird feeling somewhere between feeling like omg what am I doing on here and at the same time not being able to stop clicking next. Like a terrible car accident you just can't look away from.

  6. Oh MY GOSH!!! I have done this before and its crazy!!! but I actually met these guys from london and still talk to them they are great hehe!!!

    Anyway hun I selected you for the Happy 101 award so check out my blog so you can post it!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    I love this chatroulette. Thanks to it I have been able to masturbate with over a dozen different girls in one week (tits = countless), and with several I even extended our relationship with emails, msn, and repeat sexual encounters using skype. There's a special strategy I've developed to quickly determine which ones are likely to be open minded about it, and I have ways of instantly engaging them and getting their attention.

    There are newer random webcam sites which are better and have a higher success rate of encountering willing females, but I'm keeping those secret. Wouldn't want a sudden invasion of penis (no, I'm not one of those).

    IRL I'm an average looking guy in a strong relationship. In my early 20s. Skinny and pale (but not sickly). Look kind of like some Bishoujo character (or so I've been told). I certainly wouldn't be able to pull off being a playboy in real life - and wouldn't want to. But the internet is just a fantasy realm after all. Anything is possible.

  8. Star says:

    I love Chatroulette too. These guys are great. In fact I had heard that some of them likes to get Generic Viagra once in a while.

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