Every year it is a requirement of my nursing school that we take a CPR class which is probably good considering there are code blues at the hospital quite frequently. However, it does get a bit repetitive learning the exact same thing over and over. However, this time there seemed to be something new...
The first thing that we were told to do was put a stack of picture-cards in the correct order of the steps one would take in performing CPR. All was going well and we were speeding through the sequence, until we saw this one...
So many things came to mind...
Was this the new way of doing CPR? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? I really don't remember this being a step in the process...
Does the blowjob come before, or after compressions?
HAHA! I would have thought that's the last thing you need when trying to clear an airway.
LOL. I guess no one goes back to look at all of the cards upside down before they publish them.
Blowjobs could possibly save a life. Don't be surprised if you have to take a class on how to perform a BJ. ;)
But really, a blow job would certainly be a way of bringing someone back to life. "I saw a far away light, and I was walking towards it, but then the most wonderful sensation..."
That's all I'm sayin'.
Lor
what the hell is that?
hahahaha good point bobby/roxanne, I just don't want to be the nurse to have to do it!
Wow. I wish I had some sexy training like that when I worked for summer camp.
WOW hahaha I can't believe they snuck that in there! I suppose it livens up the repetitiveness.
I do like your post and it is fashionable
Hey! Open up those airways!! Who cares if they're yours or his! :)
HAHAHAHAHA YES!!!! I have to take CPR training on Tuesday. I'm not looking forward to it, even more so now that blowjobs are part of the deal. Maybe I'll call in sick that day?
My wife is a nurse...now I know how to get that elusive BJ...pretend I'm dying...awesome!
Kisekae, thanks for finding me! Love your stuff! :)
-Inky @ So-Called Grown Ups
This made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh. : )
BOW CHICA BOW WOW.
This is why people fancy nurses. Never underestimate the power of a blowjay!
hahahaha without even reading your post, I thought naughty things. Knowing that this what it was about, just made it even better. lol.
Haha I have not heard about this new advancement in CPR, now I am dreading getting certified even more.
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SuckyPeopleSuck
Saving lives just got a whole lot more fun-er..err ;)
Although I do agree with your post, I have my own reservations